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Job Demotivational Poster


MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


HOW TO NOT FAIL AT LIFE - The "Quit bitching about the bitches" edition


TAGS: go out and get a freaking job
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:45 pm
and then I'll still tell them to bend over so I can kick them in the ass with climbing boots and crampons... You are my new idol... All hail The epic Logic!
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:43 pm
And to all these mesely fucks that try to blow you down... lame-liam-matt, ryan, Imthebadasshardcoreinternettoughguy, rivers, anonymous with her asparagus fingers and all the rest, I want to see them make a poster that is even CLOSE to be this good
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:39 pm
And then fail... and quietly go into the corner of suck and slit my wrists due to the pathetic attempts that I make... this postr is not worth 5L's, but I give you 5L's for there is no number high enough to ever come close.
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 9:37 pm
Oh. My. God... took me half an hour to read the poster... another 20 minutes to read the comments and LogicDude... I hate you, because every single poster that I'll post from now on I'll want to compare to this...
5butjam - November 9, 2010, 6:24 pm
Amazing poster LD, screw the disapprovers,one would often find they would need to consider a lot of this advice, however generalised it is! 5 alpha-lions!
AthenWhite - September 14, 2010, 5:06 am
This is absolutely the worst advice I have ever heard in my life. This is how to fail at life. How completely focking moronic.
MrBlack - February 9, 2010, 7:42 pm
If it's sex, ye gotta have sex with ugly people. No matter what, it's gonna suck. The best ye can get is a job where ye don't wanna murder everyone within 5 miles of ye every day.
MrBlack - February 9, 2010, 7:41 pm
Aye. Everyone who's ever had a job thinks "I hate ye all; iffen I could, I'd kill every last one of ye." Ye only do it cause ye need it for money for stuff. A job ye love? There's always a catch. If it's playin games, ye gotta play the bad ones.
Airman - January 12, 2010, 6:35 pm
congrats LD.. where's the after award party?
rerun - January 12, 2010, 5:39 pm

LD - talk louder....hard to hear in these nosebleed seats
LogicDude - January 12, 2010, 5:35 pm
WOOHOOOOO! Thanks Bone - and the Academy - Jesus - my Agent - and all the Timmys that made me try that much harder.
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 1:14 pm
Congrats LogicDude on another HOF'er
MrRandom - January 10, 2010, 4:53 am
Bump for being two away from HoF
aesop's folly - November 14, 2009, 10:06 am
the flo chart has a never ending loop problem
Icky Scavaging Outsider - October 21, 2009, 5:02 pm
And the part about pretending to be a good person for a year will make you one? Genius. Sure works with politicians. Oh wait.
Icky Scavaging Outsider - October 21, 2009, 4:59 pm
...How about I stick to the job I have that I actually like, and disregard the rest of this shit? I mean, how more masochistic can you get? Keep 'loving' some chick (which you practically won through gifts due to your desperation) despite everything? Wow
rerun - October 10, 2009, 9:39 pm

suc? I think that is suck....er such. Thanks - I will leave a big tim...and a new submission in the Q just for AK
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 9:36 pm
It comes with a side of unfunny mustard dressing, but since you're suc a valued member here... sure, low cal ranch for rerun.
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 9:33 pm
So.... 80% of the people that throw stuff in my approval Q have aspergers too? ...I know I whine about it all the time! I just hope people feel sorry for me and start to put some effort in!
rerun - October 10, 2009, 9:32 pm

Hey Ag, can I get some low cal ranch on that salad?
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 9:25 pm
anonymous... did you even read this thing? If so, you clearly do have Asparagusberg lettuce syndrome... because your ability to comprehend humor is absent.
anonymous - October 10, 2009, 8:50 pm
I find this offensive. I have Aspergers syndrome and I'm not wasting my life away. Plus those ARE real diseases. They just affect the brain.
mrbombastic - September 21, 2009, 8:51 pm
This is the largest single dose of logic I have ever been given by any one individual. All hail the king of logic! *salute*
mrbombastic - September 21, 2009, 8:51 pm
This is the largest single dose of logic I have ever been given by any one individual. All hail the king of logic! *salute*
MrRandom - September 16, 2009, 3:08 pm
Do people not realize we can see whatever names they've used, or was that just a failed joke?
Lolness - September 16, 2009, 2:31 pm
Lol Hahaha
LogicDude - September 16, 2009, 2:21 pm
*facepalm*
rivers - September 16, 2009, 1:59 pm
guy below me you are so right. who ever made this is fucking gay
Imthebadasshardcoreinternettoughguy - September 16, 2009, 1:52 pm
the guy who made this is obviously the faggot that sits inside all day and does nothing but make stupid shit like this
whatever - September 7, 2009, 2:30 pm
go skinny dipping, travel, or even read a f*cking book. you can get laid without using any time consuming plans, it's in your DNA, use it. besides, there's more in life than giving it in the pooper.
BadassHardcoreInternetToughGuy - August 31, 2009, 9:09 am
Alpha male = a doormat who hates his life. Gotcha.
Hypercat-Z - August 29, 2009, 4:52 pm
I'm imagining the guy writing down all that: "Do this... blablabla... Then this... blablabla... girls are that so you have to do this... blablabla... LEAVE ME ALONE MOMMY!!... do this... blablabla.. You're a loser and I'm not... blablabla..."
Mal - August 28, 2009, 10:22 pm
Hey, I'm not Big Bry, but someone I work with might be...
Mal - August 28, 2009, 10:19 pm
That was awesome. Simply awesome. I wish I could post this at the prison I work at.
david - August 28, 2009, 12:59 am
btw that was a joke.
david - August 28, 2009, 12:59 am
i hate people who hate people wu dont spell chek.
Robert - August 27, 2009, 3:44 pm
We should go sarging LogicDude :D
TheTrashHeap - August 26, 2009, 9:48 pm
I hate people who don't bother to spell check.
agdaniele - August 26, 2009, 9:47 pm
Looks like LD hit the nail on the head for ryan!
ryan - August 26, 2009, 9:43 pm
i hate people who think they haev the answers to evertthing.
Oh c'mon! - August 26, 2009, 7:45 pm
Pretty extreme generalization, but this seems geared toward internet losers from 4chan as oppoosed to real life people.
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 3:27 pm
I bet he looks just like Jalford, dreamy! (crap, just threw up in my mouth)
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:27 pm
Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned I had a GF then...hope that didn't scare him off! He sounds keen!
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 3:25 pm
Woot, congratulations Logic!!! You ROCK!!! Psst, I think Lame likes you.
MO - August 26, 2009, 3:24 pm
All right! That's enough of that shit. That's two seperate Timmys bashing the hell out of two Greybeards in less than an hour. WTF? Liam and Freestyler? You had better think twice about any future negative posts.
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:15 pm
You're ALMOST right Lame, ummm Liam? Matt? Anyway...I'm still with my FIRST GF! Yup! Been emailing her over the net for a whole WEEK now! I think she's almost ready to type the "L" word!
Liam - August 26, 2009, 3:09 pm
You basically just exposed the entirety of your dismal existence to millions of strangers over the internet whether you realized it or not.
Liam - August 26, 2009, 3:08 pm
I'll take a wild guess that you're a 35 year old tech support guy that just moved out of his mothers basement and just recently started dating his second girlfriend ever so he thinks he has everything figured out and his world is in complete balance.
Liam - August 26, 2009, 3:07 pm
Make rash generalizations of other peoples lives and how they can fix them based on personal experiences you've had in your own pathetic life. That's how you fail at life.
Guest091 - August 26, 2009, 8:21 am
I don't know, you might a bigger explanation than this. lol
Spangle - August 25, 2009, 6:14 pm
this took me half a fucking hour to read -.-
Woodywood03a - August 25, 2009, 4:15 pm
ok, looking around.(Hoping nobody can see who is behind him now.)
doofenshmirtz - August 25, 2009, 10:07 am
Holy F#@k that was awesome. Dude did you find this somewhere or make it up yourself? I don't think I can keep my paper hat anymore. HEY! rico1845 here's my paper hat and keys your the boss now. F#@k this place I am going to get a girl!! Mom I'm movin.
eh - August 25, 2009, 10:05 am
I need a super large printer so I can print this and post it up in my bedroom... need to buy a superlarge printer... need money... need to go get a job...
rico1845 - August 25, 2009, 8:48 am
wow...now if it didn't have all of the cursing, you could use that as a motivational speaker lol
faulty switch - August 25, 2009, 5:23 am
wow... just wow. after taking all that in, im gonna go sit in the corner for a while and think about things. yeah thats what im going to do.
Weapon X - August 25, 2009, 3:06 am
LD...you fucking rock...there's really nothing else to be said about it.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 9:00 pm
He cured my nag!
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 8:49 pm
Dr. Kevorkian is a nice guy...try giving him a call. I'm sure he can help.
LD0ne - August 24, 2009, 8:46 pm
great.. now i'm more depressed then i was before.. god i hate this life
Jas - August 24, 2009, 7:34 pm
Yes - and hilarity for us visitors of the Internet.
Derek - August 24, 2009, 6:16 pm
It's the modern-day bible for young male internet addicts.


STEVE JOBS -


TAGS: steve jobs tribute what a coincidence apple products
Rating: 4.29/5

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falloutghoul - October 8, 2011, 5:31 pm
DUDE!!!! XD


JOB INTERVIEW -




WINNER!!! - Not My Job Award


TAGS: job award winner
Rating: 3.96/5

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Reality Lord - February 16, 2012, 12:55 am

well done


RIP -


TAGS: pzy apple day steve jobs
Rating: 4.43/5

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crankyhead - October 7, 2011, 12:19 am
It got rejected because the image was tagged. If you take the time to submit posters that we can approve, I can guarantee that we will.
UlyssesArt - October 6, 2011, 11:55 pm
I actually posted the "IDied" one, for the first time in my life I actually came up with something first. It didnt get approved on here, but then again I didnt expect it to, the mods here are a bit anal.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2011, 8:48 pm
is that a warcraft reference?
pzykosiz - October 6, 2011, 5:31 pm
bahahahaha
forseti - October 6, 2011, 11:56 am
how about "the new iDIE" ??
Tytan - October 6, 2011, 9:12 am
god damn it forseti too soon xD
forseti - October 6, 2011, 1:22 am
Jobs done...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 8:54 pm
That's brilliant ...and horrible, but brilliant 5L


War On Work -


TAGS: mike rowe war on work dirty jobs mikeroweworks foundation
Rating: 4.56/5

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MychaelDark - March 4, 2016, 1:51 pm
Work isn't the enemy. Rich people aren't the enemy. Lazy *** F***s, who just want to sit around all day and do nothing to earn their share are.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 2:27 am
@ blesic --- How you doing on that welfare check?
blesic - December 6, 2014, 3:26 pm
Work isn't the enemy. Rich people are.
lgvernon - November 9, 2014, 4:40 pm

I'd watch this guy stuff canoli...split shakes...fill lamps...clean siding...carry hods...rivet a steamer...pull green chain...pull the heads on a 56 Chevy...OK, I'm out...


HEY MOM...... - ....why can't I find a job?


TAGS: tattoo pierce goth job mom ear ring
Rating: 4.14/5

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dragonrider33 - April 4, 2014, 10:40 pm
Men in Black called they want the aliens to leave earth.
BennyChick - March 15, 2010, 3:47 pm
I know a place that will take them all....but im not telling cause theres a waiting list and my normal looking azz is next
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:50 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:49 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
Cyrenius - February 19, 2010, 8:24 am
Yap, his the most normal from this bunch. Nasty, good posters thou
MrBlack - February 17, 2010, 5:13 pm
Kinda saw when the bald guy with a completely tattooed head is the most normal lookin.


COMMON SENSE ? -


TAGS: flag made in china fail jobs
Rating: 4.7/5

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Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:22 am
Obviously a misprint. It should read 'Owned by China'.
jameswnash - October 17, 2010, 11:59 pm
Only in America do they protest sweat shops with a picket sign in one hand and pays thme to make things with the other. America.fuck yea!
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 1:34 pm
I'm Pretty Sure My Poo Is Made In China..
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm
Union workers here would demand $35/hr to make these... so, it's cheaper to make and ship from china. America.... fuck yeah! Right?


JOB SATISFACTION - Nuff Said!


TAGS: jobs work funny
Rating: 2.78/5

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Derek - May 22, 2010, 3:19 am
It hard to hold in for more than a day though.


JOB APPLICATIONS - Even Mr. Sulu lied on his.


TAGS: star trek job applications lies john cho sulu
Rating: 4.65/5

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R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 11:12 am
I JUST saw Star Trek, I know, I know, where the hell have I been, right? Anyway, I couldn't figure out where I had seen him before! Thanks!, Oh, and great poster too. 5 Oh My!'s
CANADA - June 5, 2010, 1:04 pm
Love these posters! 5L
CoolioIndeed - June 5, 2010, 12:58 pm
Thanks. Apparently these tower posters are right in my wheelhouse.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:13 am
Knocked it out of the park, Coolio
palmat - June 5, 2010, 2:15 am
=)) so damn funny
Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 6:31 pm
Amsome collio. Always enjoy seeing the fakes you create!


GET A JOB -


TAGS: job booth occupy movement dispersal
Rating: 4.02/5

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premiumgrade - October 4, 2013, 4:27 am
I wish I could give you more than five. And, you're right. They can't get work...for 15 bucks an hour.
elf - May 19, 2013, 2:01 pm
Confusing cause and effect. Their not in the occupy movement because they don't want to work; they're in the occupy movement because they want to work but can't get hired.
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 9:14 pm
Don't feel like moving to China for a buck an hour.


CRAPPY JOBS - AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR JOB SUCKED...


TAGS: crappy jobs suck elephant poop
Rating: 3.94/5

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Airman - June 12, 2014, 3:30 pm
I'll second that
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 12, 2014, 3:09 pm
I'm going to say that it greatly depends on the job. I would rather be doing THAT than working in customer service :-D


THIS JOB IS - Soda Pressing ...


TAGS: this job is soda pressing
Rating: 4.94/5

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Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 7:28 am
It's already there .. If you visit, don't forget to tip your waitress
house - August 22, 2011, 6:20 am
WHERE would THis bElong,because it certainly is PUNNY ISn't it


LONG LINE -


TAGS: line blowjob
Rating: 3.43/5

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Kin - September 12, 2009, 6:47 pm
Aw, of course there's a free one. You just end up having oral diseases and residue of other things and/or people on your dong. Also someone here looooves their MSPaint.
Scorpio7 - December 26, 2008, 9:36 am
No such thing as a "free" one. Even if you just buy her drinks or dinner, you are still "paying" for it.


J. P. MORGAN QUELLS CONCERNS - HIRES E-TRADE BABY TO REPLACE THE EXECUTIVES WHO LOST $2B


TAGS: baby gets the job
Rating: 4.41/5

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falloutghoul - May 16, 2012, 3:43 pm
Because we wanted them to while cutting Uncle Sam's salary.
Bucketheadsdad - May 15, 2012, 11:55 pm
Yep....that's about 2% of the company's net worth. How come no one busts a gasket when the government wastes countless billions upon billions?
GaryO - May 15, 2012, 2:28 pm
well done, ug


REALIZATION - Realization That you've got no job, no new Death Star apartment and you're a terrible shot. Oh, and the remote needs batteries.


TAGS: star wars storm trooper job realization unemployed
Rating: 3.96/5

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theoneandonlybabiegurll - October 18, 2010, 6:11 pm
ok wow i mean i new u liked star wars but really lol


GLOBAL RECESSION -


TAGS: billion world steve jobs apple
Rating: 4.5/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:41 pm
anyway, production is still increasing worldwide... that 's what make the apple to become rotten
dootndo2 - October 7, 2011, 9:16 am
Only 1/2 million looking.


MY BARTENDER - ... is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.


TAGS: pain relief jobs comparisons
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:53 pm
For a cheap buzz...a beer and a straw can be your best friend...teehee.
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:52 pm
Especially if you get on their good side...and they can be persuaded by a female...*hic*
maoworks2 - February 3, 2013, 12:45 pm
Bar Keeps Are Gods.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 11:40 pm
I don't need a straw and a give unconditional love.
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 10:08 pm
Fine, but he brings his own water dish
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 8:53 pm
Only on your first two rounds...but I'm sure Gary wouldn't mind if you rang up his tab.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 8:29 pm
Do you take Medicaid?
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 7:44 pm
No, sorry sir, fresh out. Would you like to start a tab?
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 7:23 pm
…..and Prissy rolls with the good stuff. Got change for a twenty? I just spent all my 5s


EMPLOYMENT -




WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN HOOKERS -


TAGS: dogs hookers rimjob timmy mom
Rating: 4.75/5

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Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 10:49 pm

geez man....i pick out my dog at the pound with my underwear in hand. like...doesn't everybody?
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:15 pm
NO extra charge... IF you happen to have Jiffy smooth laying around, sure.
BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:44 pm
LMFAO!!! that's 5 Poodles RL!!!
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 6:43 pm
ROR! 5 RL


COMPUTER SUPPORT TECHNICIAN -


TAGS: job parody or actuality
Rating: 4.28/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 6:54 pm
Screensavers have passwords?? How 80s.
Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 7:04 am
Entirely too true. 5L despite the flaws.


R.I.P 1955-2011 - Global financial crisis you’ve done it again. Seems as though you're getting rid of all the jobs in the world.


TAGS: death jobs life apple money
Rating: 3.83/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:42 pm
YOUR world 's not THE world man ; )


Retirement -


TAGS: retirement career job
Rating: 2.67/5

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MashiMashi - July 21, 2013, 10:46 am
What doese everyone want but nobody likes, getting exactly what you want, they wanted more conservative voices on the radio, now Rush and the crew have more competitors than listeners.
MashiMashi - July 21, 2013, 10:44 am
It's the PODCASTS every other Conservative I know has one. I'm from Milwaukee we had Mark Belling as the voice of consrvatism now he's in a fight for his life
CloudchaserS - July 10, 2013, 11:15 am
"So your blood pressure is going to suffer if you keep watching these people. They’re designed to get you ticked off. They’re designed to make you question your sanity." Mr. Limbaugh to a caller on watching Fox News


IMAGINE -


TAGS: lennon jobs
Rating: 4.19/5

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Derek - October 7, 2011, 5:49 am
He would've loved this


TROLL DOLLS - A fine image to accompany that weird patch of hair growing on your arm.




JOB SKILLS -


TAGS: unempleed out sourcing no job skills
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - July 26, 2011, 5:14 pm

lol....i know.
c0okydough - July 26, 2011, 9:19 am
5 pairs of epic shoes (: but seriously, I gotta have these...


UNMISTAKABLE -


TAGS: doctor job kids destiny
Rating: 4.22/5

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scottnkellynlillian - December 25, 2009, 8:58 am
isn't that the truth
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 8:23 pm
now, about that 13 thing.....:)
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm
you have history to the inevitable...but still stayed on..props to you my friend,..props to you
Zed - December 23, 2009, 7:26 pm
faster than most of our mutual friends. I basically went from the shock/denial stage, directly to the depression and acceptance stages. At least this way I can be supportive of other family and friends as they work through it.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 7:23 pm
It's cool, Mooo, you guys have been great. Grey, the thing is, I'm the one who's been having to pick her up from the ER after her massive allergy/Asthma attacks, so I knew this was inevitable. I think that's why I've been able to function and recover
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:21 pm
Holy moly Zed! 13? I was 14 when I first found paradise. What's scary is my oldest son is 14 in the spring.
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 7:16 pm
@Zed I'm truly sorry about your lost. been there. now figure out how it affected you. and how you go on....because...we go on...missing one...nevertheless..we go on
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 23, 2009, 7:11 pm
I could be more eloquent if sober......forgive my drunkeness.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 23, 2009, 7:11 pm
I hope all is well man......we're here for you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 23, 2009, 7:09 pm
Hey Zed, Our thoughts are with you........and not in a "to catch a predator" kinda +way...in all seriousness.....
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:54 pm
I'm doing better than most of my (off-line) friends, I think. But thanks, Rerun.
rerun - December 23, 2009, 6:52 pm

welcome back Z, missed you. Hope you are well
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:37 pm
Those two had an easier time than me. Lost my virginity at 13 in a game of truth-or-dare. It's hard to have any sense of shame after your first time is in front of 8 other people, all checking to see if you and she aren't "faking it".
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 3:02 pm
i really wish that happened to me. i was sheltered
BoneCD - December 23, 2009, 1:00 am
LMAO
Cubbybear - December 22, 2009, 11:39 pm
Didn't we all think that at one time or another? 5/5


WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES -




OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: office chances work job
Rating: 4.9/5

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Sean - April 12, 2011, 8:35 pm
I love this one. It's like funny has come to Motifake ... to not die this time.
spacedog - March 21, 2011, 6:53 pm
Sadly, there are no scholarships for viscom, carpal tunnel kids. 5L


CREATIVE WRITING -


TAGS: may challenge job application
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sean - May 5, 2010, 8:09 pm
Get your ass to despair.com, you maginificent bastard ... and please ask them why they never return my calls. Please. 5.
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 1:57 pm
Applications are the best venue for creative writing. 5


DUCT TAPE -




OH, YOU HATE YOUR JOB? -


TAGS: work job beer hate
Rating: 3.62/5

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zoomer296 - January 17, 2013, 12:18 am
I'll take the second from the right in the front please.
maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 8:36 am
Ya Join The Club, Cheers !


SEVEN OF NINE -




FUTURE TELEMARKETERS - They just don't know it yet.


TAGS: recession students economy jobs
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - December 18, 2011, 7:50 pm

lolz. couple of squeegy kids in there as well i think.


UNEMPLOYMENT -




HIGH PAYING JOBS -


TAGS: jobs engineering bridge construction
Rating: 4.05/5

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usaf1995 - April 25, 2010, 8:51 pm
lol how do you do that?


JOBS - get back to your office or you'll get this one




UH OH - looks like Timmie got a job


TAGS: job train
Rating: 3.58/5

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jameswnash - August 26, 2010, 8:27 pm
How the....


IMITATIONS - Some of them are just great! Almost original




UNEMPLOYED - Once again, everything went fine until the interview. Do you think it's the beard?


TAGS: job interview moron beard
Rating: 4.21/5

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kvash3154 - May 28, 2010, 5:45 pm
thats one messed up dude, and I'm not talking about his face.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 5:25 pm
5 , five , 5 LIONS ah ah ah =D
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 12:34 am
Great one!


SCOTTY - Beam me up. There is no intelligent life here.


TAGS: steve jobs
Rating: 4.08/5

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Bolverk37782 - October 8, 2011, 7:17 pm
Yep. The unintelligent ones use APPLE Products, the rest of us could not give a D*MM.


THIS SIGN -




THEY ARE AMONG US -


TAGS: job security hiding in plain sight
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - September 18, 2011, 5:14 am
Once fired, the hole you leave in the company is like the hole you leave in a bucket of water after pulling your hand out
Verdeckt - September 17, 2011, 11:49 pm
You know what they say, cemeteries are full of indispensable men
CloudchaserS - September 17, 2011, 11:39 pm
You also don't want to be irreplaceable because if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted


ZOO JANITOR - Hazardous position.


TAGS: zoo animals job position clean
Rating: 4.65/5

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suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:31 pm
well done, I like your comment better than my text
Owlzrule - January 25, 2012, 9:30 pm
That is a smelly position


THE RED WIRE - It was not




THIS - is the son of Jor-El


TAGS: steve jobs superman jor el
Rating: 4.47/5

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tellitlikeitis - August 29, 2011, 8:55 pm
Wow, he certainly made his trillions.
joeprimo - August 29, 2011, 8:07 pm
hoorays for my first motifake, ynuk yunk
Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 9:12 pm
Old 5chool 5uperman reference, Nice.


THE DESTRUCTION OF THE DEATH STAR LEFT A LOT OF PEOPLE WITHOUT A JOB -




IT'S TOUGH -


TAGS: tough job welfare circus
Rating: 4.17/5

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twill1962 - June 12, 2012, 12:23 pm
Actually, I believe the guy pictured is a successful investment stock broker in England. He dresses that way "because he can."
champ99 - September 13, 2011, 10:11 am
I know. My wallet gets thinner everyday paying for these yahoos.
Kspace - September 13, 2011, 9:19 am
Your tax dollars hard at work.


PHOTOSHOP -


TAGS: female cleavage girl beauty jessica blow job fantasies
Rating: 3.45/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - October 29, 2009, 11:42 pm
Hey faptard - try a space or two here and there. You've screwed up the entire page dumbass.
Cynic - October 20, 2009, 12:04 pm
I can only really imagine one.
Fap - September 6, 2009, 8:50 am
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap


LEGO - Nothing says creativity quite like Lego. And they aren't necessarily talking about your kid.


TAGS: jobs children marketing
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 7:42 pm
Space.....where did you think those teeny weeny people came from? Glad to see yo....your avatar gracing the place...again teehee.
spacedog - February 20, 2013, 7:25 pm
HA! This must be the sequel to their "fun with procreation" set. ;)
MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 3:07 pm
Mine were anything I could torture my little brother with...teehee! Thanks for the comment Ugs.
ughomer - February 20, 2013, 2:40 pm
Tinker Toys were my Mom's fav's while my Old Man preferred Lincoln Logs!


THE FUTURE OF TECHNOLOGY -


TAGS: apple stevejobs blackberry
Rating: 4.86/5

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ICEMAN - January 18, 2011, 10:21 pm
Nice three line poster.
CoolioIndeed - January 15, 2011, 10:06 pm
So much win.
Reality Lord - January 15, 2011, 10:58 am

frickin awesome


SHE MAY HAVE - a sharp tongue... but, it does not mean she has a keen mind. Still... i'd give her 10 out of 10 for the rim job




FUN JOB - I hope the cow is smiling as much as she is


TAGS: fun job
Rating: 2.78/5

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BuzzBomb - September 11, 2008, 7:34 pm
Fisting - You're doing it wrong.
aPauling - September 11, 2008, 4:21 pm
MoooOOOOooo!


CONSERVATIVES -


TAGS: conservatives jobs wages
Rating: 3.06/5

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rerun - August 4, 2010, 6:45 am

@theprisoner - Cease & Desist. Take any political arguments to politifake.org
theprisoner6 - August 4, 2010, 5:29 am
who do you think f***ed up the economy to begin with? i'll give you a few clues.....he was a former Presidents son, a draft dodger, and the American public was dumb enough to elect him to two terms.......still can't figure it out? George W. Bush!
LURCH - September 24, 2009, 1:46 am
I bet some of those low wage jobs are gonna look pretty inviting when Obamamus Prime gets through destroying the economy
Haarakkon - August 9, 2009, 2:20 am
That's pretty much the gist of it. Getting ahead is a lovely myth that keeps us going.
mike - August 9, 2009, 1:58 am
low wage conservatives or high taxing liberals, pick your poison
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:17 pm
Ohhhh Ronnnn. * hands on hips * Yer incorrigible. * cheesy smile while looking into camera *


LINEMEN -


TAGS: life time day work job outdoor power wire feet high air net excuse office quote pilon tower
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - August 20, 2009, 10:43 am
I work for Manitoba Hydro an I see these guys all the time. usually allot higher than 60 feet though


VALENTINE'S DAY -




A magical place -


TAGS: nut job recognition
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 24, 2013, 12:12 am
Wanna see my sound proof basement?
GaryO - August 23, 2013, 9:47 pm
Just one? I got like six goin'
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 9:43 pm
Hey, a little like me! My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.


THE WAGES OF FEAR -




New Job -


TAGS: job dirty foul
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 30, 2015, 9:48 pm
I find it better when they're a bit worse than myself; that's my comfort zone. Because I'm certainly not going to get in trouble for anything I say. Moo-ha-ha!
mizzdizz - September 12, 2015, 9:03 am
All the sudden, you might fit in----maybe--- 5 LOL lions


NIGHTMARES -


TAGS: its a tough job
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - August 7, 2011, 1:00 am
...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. "
ICEMAN - August 7, 2011, 12:59 am
"This cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further...
Verdeckt - August 6, 2011, 9:09 am
Fava bean5 and Chianti


DEDICATION - They can't fire me. Slaves have to be sold.


TAGS: job fire slave
Rating: 4.62/5

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MrRandom - April 29, 2010, 9:36 pm
More of these, and less religion ones, and you'll be well on your way here.
freestyler - April 29, 2010, 6:11 pm
Wauw nice! (every poster is nice because I am bad at making)
Derek - April 29, 2010, 5:44 pm
Good to see a newbie doing so well :})


JOBS - And you thought your job sucked.


TAGS: jobs careers bad fish smelly
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - January 16, 2014, 9:29 am
More like; ‘Waiter, this crab tastes like shyt!’ ‘Sir, it’s surimi.’ ‘WTF is surimi?!!” ‘Fish shyt, sir.’
Greeny - January 16, 2014, 6:00 am
"Surimi, What is Susan Park’s phone number?" "Surimi, When is my next appointment?” Had to try it - doesn't work...
GaryO - January 15, 2014, 10:15 pm
Heh, that’s surimi. And that pic looks better than it usually is. Usually it’s just fish guts….soon to become your grocery store ‘crab’ meat. Working on a fish processor ship is an experience.
demon001 - January 15, 2014, 6:51 pm
I've got a friend who fixes septic tanks! This is better.
CloudchaserS - September 5, 2011, 12:43 am
First I thought "This is a job for Mike Rowe." Then I saw the "bad fish" tags and thought this looks like a tribute to Sublime
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:31 pm
You should upload this pic to Work Totally Sucks also.


AGDANIELE -


TAGS: excellent job sir
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - February 16, 2010, 11:34 pm
That was supposed to be a private interview.... everything gets out here!
Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 3:10 pm
That is so smart... it is dumb.
BoneCD - January 20, 2010, 11:24 am
Gotcha Dre!...agreed
DreMagnum - January 20, 2010, 10:33 am
@Bone, look below my comment at the guy named "Captain Douchebag", sounds a lot like Overlord Douchebag to us.
Fatt Matt - January 20, 2010, 10:19 am
Won't anyone think of the children?!?!
BoneCD - January 20, 2010, 9:38 am
@TOC - explain...really not following what you said.
thatonechick - January 19, 2010, 8:55 am
What we need to stop is people copying other users' names. Especially a moderator's name.
DreMagnum - January 19, 2010, 7:36 am
not really, they add there own personal touch with the title and caption.
CaptainDouchebag - January 19, 2010, 3:11 am
We need to STOP people from using comics from explosm.net They are taking other peoples' jokes!
MikePala070 - January 18, 2010, 9:03 pm
OUTSTANDING.i almost wet myself
motifake - January 18, 2010, 7:22 pm

hahahahhahahahahha - totally amsome!


PLEASE REMEMBER - That When I Shove This Machete Into Your Stomach And Rip Out Your Intestines That It's Not Personal It's Just My Job




HOW MUCH - Would you like to have this job?


TAGS: funny job sexy best ever
Rating: 4.18/5

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Mongoose - November 29, 2010, 7:59 am
This rabbit has a mind of his own - keeps wandering off
redhdsrbst - June 17, 2010, 11:45 am
Depends on what she had for dinner ;-)
djsal - June 13, 2010, 2:29 pm
From where is this from.


AMBITION - He asked me where I saw myself in two years. I said, 'Running this company instead of you.' How's firing me gonna help with that?




YOUR CHRISTMAS BONUS - Was you weren't fired. Enjoy.


TAGS: xmas snow money job
Rating: 3.88/5

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Sho - December 19, 2010, 9:18 pm
Thx
crankyhead - December 19, 2010, 2:40 pm
i really like this one. =)


A FAILSAFE... - ...does not apply here.




QUOTH DONALD - YOU'RE FIRED!


TAGS: trump quotes hair jobs
Rating: 3/5

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Nissta - July 12, 2012, 7:29 pm
If you're gonna send him to mess up Scotland!! At least have the decency to make him wear a Jimmy Wig first, sorry my bad HE IS wearing one.....


HELICOPTER PILOT -


TAGS: life time day work job last flight dream magic ecureuil rescue mountain giulio me italy quote
Rating: 2.88/5

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agdaniele - July 15, 2009, 10:05 pm
....or snooping in hot sunbathing chicks' back yards.


BANANAS - Sometimes are worth a thousand words




THAT ONE MOMENT - When you think, did they really just say that?




ASSISTANCE - Not Tiffany's first time


TAGS: women blowjob
Rating: 2.4/5

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Woody - June 30, 2009, 10:29 pm
at age 16..... her first "real time" at age 18....... Her first time on the streets
Cubby Fan - June 15, 2009, 5:40 pm
Tiffany is smuggling a raisin.


IPOD 1.0 - Not that great. It only had one song.




SORT YOUR LIFE OUT - If you have enough time to read a book about fantasy football Then you have bigger problems in your life than winning a fantasy league




M*A*S*H - ‘Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice Pull down your pants and slide on the ice’ Sidney freedman With psychiatrists like this, who needs patients?


TAGS: job quote weird tv lady
Rating: 4.77/5

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Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:59 pm
Caveman! Thi5 i5 one of my fav line5 from the entire 5erie5!
caveman - August 27, 2011, 5:17 am
Well it's good to hear someone likes it
Sean - August 26, 2011, 8:55 pm
Yepper. "Who needs patients?" ... indeed. (OK, but imagine I said that last bit in a Home Simpson voice. Please.)
Airman - August 26, 2011, 1:19 pm
Sean will like this one


ALCOHOLISM -


TAGS: alcohol calendar marriage job kids
Rating: 4.7/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2012, 3:54 pm
I can relate. But it's a long row to hoe.
CloudchaserS - April 16, 2012, 1:15 pm
I had a problem with the stuff at one point in time. Thanx to a loving family that cares about me, I got it under control before it caused serious problems.


PARTY -


TAGS: weekend friday money job
Rating: 4.58/5

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gas - June 27, 2012, 7:30 pm
chin chin


THE TRUTH IS -




JOB CENTRE STAFF - The only people who after getting fired, have to return the next day.




BORDER PROTECTION -




THOZ DAM WORDZ -




JOBS - SO WE WONT HAVE TO DO THIS FOR BEER MONEY




FRUSTRATION -


TAGS: pzy frustration job miniskirt rack
Rating: 4.92/5

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Chrysophase2003 - June 30, 2012, 10:23 pm
Well, glad to hear the tradition of annoyance with one's duties is alive and well.
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 8:39 pm
It’s Email, and yes, I thoroughly enjoy penning the reason they weren’t selected, like; ‘Thank you for taking the opportunity to waste my time and your gas. Oh, and no, electronic engineers do not “get to wear those stripped caps” and run Lionel trains.
Chrysophase2003 - June 29, 2012, 1:19 pm
Wow. Lucky you. I didn't know anybody bothered to send out rejection letters anymore. They figure you're not worth the time, paper, or postage anymore.
GaryO - June 23, 2012, 12:06 pm
Amazing. I only sent that to seven people, and one ends up here……


CHOOSING A PET - Gary soon realized that Taking Your Pet to Work Day would of been much easier with a dog.


TAGS: pets jobs
Rating: 4.72/5

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MissPriss - July 17, 2012, 7:36 pm
it's the eyes sho...the eyes! thanks for the vote
GaryO - July 17, 2012, 12:32 pm
there better be beer comin' thru that regulator
steve1961 - July 17, 2012, 10:44 am
Of course it's disturbing...I would've used koi.
Sho - July 17, 2012, 7:24 am
May sound strange coming from me, but I think this looks kinda disturbing lol. 5L for the lols
MissPriss - July 17, 2012, 12:55 am
Thanks guys.
spacedog - July 16, 2012, 5:36 pm
LOL! I don't know how Gary found a fish bowl big enough. It's huge! 5L MissP.
GaryO - July 16, 2012, 4:54 pm
FISH ON!, Crazy monkey, FISH ON!


MY JOB -


TAGS: my job calendar work smart
Rating: 4.6/5

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suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:51 am
good one. is that you caveman on the left staring at the camera ?


RETIREED D. I. -




WORK HOURS - I love my job! Great work hours, incredible benefits... but the pay sucks!




ANY MINUTE NOW -


TAGS: bored swat intense job interest
Rating: 4.15/5

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MashiMashi - February 17, 2012, 10:19 pm
So he couldn't here him clear it, so believing he was shot in a bankrobberyhostagesituation you roll the big guys only to find officer fat snack woofing down complimentary cookies and coffee
MashiMashi - February 17, 2012, 10:16 pm
All dressed up and no-one to blow away. The bank managers ex-husband came in to cash a paycheck, she hit the silent hold up alarm because she's got a restraining order against him. The responding squad digital radio didn't work in the bank


JOB APPLICATIONS -


TAGS: job applications
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 1:52 pm
Amazing that they can open so many doors, when she clearly couldn't reach a door!


CONCEALED WEAPONS PERMIT - Perfect, no one will ever know


TAGS: nice job hon
Rating: 3.76/5

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BLOW JOBS - Easier than it looks!




STEVE JOBS - If the Police want to find someone, they ask him.


TAGS: apple jobs evil
Rating: 3.47/5

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ThePear - May 11, 2011, 4:56 pm
may be they've asked him for Bin Laden...


FACTORY ROBOTS - From Cars To Bread They Have Taken Over & We Wonder Where All The Jobs Went?




ONE RULE FOR EXCELLENCE - Employees will be fired with enthusiasm, Or employees will be fired with enthusiasm.




FIDO - Enjoys his visits to the Cat-House


TAGS: fido visit cat house enjoy head job suck
Rating: 2.92/5

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LD0ne - November 13, 2009, 1:02 pm
ACK!!!


JOB APPLICATION - Make sure that Dumbo Dropping is pushing elephant out of a plane next time.




LIPS - I bet they didn't get theirs from sucking watermelons !!


TAGS: lips suck sucking watermelons head job
Rating: 2.88/5

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shmoe13 - February 7, 2011, 3:36 am
i bet she gives great helmet


OBAMA LOOKING COOL -


TAGS: obama cool job experience
Rating: 2.82/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 5:48 pm
Strawberry-Banana
JLBachs - April 20, 2010, 5:43 pm
WTFO nailed it. His entire platform was "I'm not Bush" It may have been slim, but it was enough.
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:34 am
I agree with WTFO but he did have some other points besides looks, he just didn't have enough experience in politics to run yet. I'm a little surprised he won, although I rooted for him.
WTFO - May 17, 2009, 11:40 pm
Point well made, BTG. You forgot that he also ran on a platform of "change" which isn't a position, it is an opposition to something.
Brian The Great - May 17, 2009, 12:52 pm
If you can think of another politician in modern times with a slimmer record who ran for President based almost solely on his image besidest his guy, give me a name.
Dylan - May 13, 2009, 4:53 pm
Every election is just a "who looks cooler" contest because nobody is dumb enough to tell you their retarded decisions beforehand.
Brian The Great - May 13, 2009, 3:54 pm
Actually, I've estimated this guy pretty good. After 8 years of hearing about how we had a moron and a facist in the White House, now we're going to get to see what it really looks like.
Mosethyoth - May 13, 2009, 2:34 pm
If your ability of estimating people is as good as your professionalism obama will guide us into a bright future.


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